"Ernie McGraph"

I knew a boy named Ernie McGraph. He chuckled ,and he wheezed, and clucked when he laughed. He had a good friend named Ben Cadoodle  who had long stringy hair  like spaghetti noodles. Ernie and Ben lived next to each other. Ben has a sister and Ernie has a brother. They live in a small town called Royal Glenn near Route 25 on a real sharp bend. Ernie and Ben just love to ride ponies. They love to play biddle ball and eat fried baloney. Ernie is real short and Ben is real tall they both love to paint pictures and hang them on walls. Ben's sister is named Mandy and Ernie's brother is named Andy  and both of them love eating sticky black candy. Mandy and Andy and Ernie and Ben love to sing songs and count to ten. They love to read books and they love to go fishing. And they all love to wish of wishes worth wishing. And when Ernie McGraph starts laughing his laugh they all start to giggle and they all start to wiggle. If you ever take a drive and and you see Royal Glenn near Route 25 on the real sharp bend. Stop and see Ben. And stop and see Ernie and their brother and sister it will be worth your journey. And if your feeling quite sad and you feel out of place. And your life feels like your running a race. And you want to be happy and you just want to laugh. You really need to meet Ernie McGraph.