"CLYDE McBRIDE"

CLYDE McBRIDE IS A FELLOW I KNOW..... HE TALKS REALLY FAST BUT HE WALKS VERY SLOW...... I WAS WALKING ONE DAY ON MALBERRY STREET WHEN CLYDE McBRIDE I HAPPENED TO MEET..... HE ASK ME MY NAME BUT BEFORE I COULD SAY...... HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS WHOLE DAY...... HE SAID HE WENT WALKING AND HE LOOKED ALL AROUND... HE TOLD ME ALL THE PEOPLE HE TALKED TO IN TOWN..... LAURA LAMPLIGHT, BOBBY McGEE, TODD WORTHINGTON, AND JOHNNY DUNDEE. GARY NUTBUTTER, WILLY THROCKMORTON, SARA CRUMRINE, AND BILLY JOE HORTON...... HE TOLD ME THE NAMES OF THE STREETS HERE IN TOWN HE TOLD ME OF A MAN WHO WAS DRESSED AS A CLOWN. I FINALLY STOPPED HIM AND TOLD HIM MY NAME THEN WE WALKED REALLY SLOW TO THE BIDDLEBALL GAME.... I LIKE CLYDE McBRIDE EVEN THOUGH HE TALKS FUNNY HE IS HAPPY AND CHEERFUL AND REALLY QUITE SUNNY..... THE SECOND TUESDAY OF EACH WEEK.... IS WHEN ME AND CLYDE MEET..... AT THE CORNER OF ELM AND MALBERRY STREETS..... SO IF YOU LIKE TO WALK SLOW AND YOU MIGHT WANT LAUGH..... MEET US AT 2 O'CLOCK AND A HALF.